Tiki Girls

I am really nervous and wound up and wired-sorta on a roll-So calm down with ya calm downs-ya not think I wood calm down if I could-?

Tiki Girls just keep getting faster and we got legs that Not so much go on4ever-they just got a life of there own .

And we got wide winning smiles…..but we”re going2wreak your head and rip your heart and we”ll being baying4your love and mean it.

Tiki girls growing up in a land of isolation and ya just get so excited..ya just explode

Tiki girls they go ALL nite. Too fast for themselfs half the time but with brief spells of respilt and half hearted bashes at a 12 step programme

We just keep on keeping on

Yeah we pack our panties with a punch

but we”re not about talking cunts or GaGa wanta be’s

Tiki Girls, sorta emotionally bulimic

and we”re not so much listening2prozac

but chilling and chatting and cosy in its pocket

Tiki girls-I am surprised its not classed as some type of Disorder

and we got huge solf hearts and we”re a good time til that time-that times nay time, it just sorta cums sometimes

so calm down with your calm downs -ya not think I wood clam down if I could

Copyright © 2010 Louise aka ‘Gorgeous Disorders’

CONTRIBUTORS NOTE:
Gorgeous Disorders busted on to stage in Edinburgh in the early 80′s as a Performance Poet.  She is Dyslexic and has Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as her main diagnosis.  She was also an in-patient at Sunnyside Hospital in New Zealand.  Gorgeous has attended creative writing classes and is now actively involved in Live Theatre in New Zealand.

SEX-ODD-SMOOCH INTO SMASH-SEX

By 'Gorgeous Disorders'

Its called
A David Pond Dress and A Paul Smith Jacket-

Daddies little Darling.

Old enough to bleed-big enough to butcher-
Leave my girl parts alone now please-

Click hopping around my flat-dancing with ghosts.
Raising my glass to no host,
just in love with the Sony Sounds.
I trip hop around. -Smiling-

“U ugly fat fucker” gangly B’s hassling me again, he comes in Jolts.
Leave my girl parts alone now-Please-!!-The Cast of the past,
They only ever come, un invited. Is like trying 2 un tie wire

Getting rid of them.-

The Anti-family-

Fuck Em-

I am grooving with my 5 CD shuffle-

Copyright © 2010 Louise aka ‘Gorgeous Disorders’

CONTRIBUTORS NOTE:
Gorgeous Disorders busted on to stage in Edinburgh in the early 80′s as a Performance Poet.  She is Dyslexic and has Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as her main diagnosis.  She was also an in-patient at Sunnyside Hospital in New Zealand.  Gorgeous has attended creative writing classes and is now actively involved in Live Theatre in New Zealand.

Drowning in Words

By 'Gorgeous Disorders'

Drowning in words-drowsing with words-nah rattling with them-wasps in my head with words on the side-there’s no word smoothness just a harsh over ride– cos there’s a war on terror-there’s a war on words-

They weren’t just phases hanging loose on a street corner–ya know-!!
Ya don’t just date them with any one-war language-stop molesting those words

War on terror-war on words-invasion -migration of ugly words-its like a day long advert-abduction- torture -rendition-extort-distort-
Contradictory statements morphed in2 chimp chatter and talk-that takes me No where I wanta go-g–collateral damage- arrghh-what the fuck-

Shock and Awe–what’s that say about an invasion that never was a war-
Taking the punch outta the pack -they’re line dancing pre-the attack-
The quarterback threw a Long bomb 2 win this one with the help of the swelled map- There’s a war on terror there’s a ward on words-

Verbal sparring-linguistic bombings-metaphors take us 2 muddy water-charcoal charring takes us away from the real consequences-the blood spatter ends up =ing a Jackson Pollock

The mission is transparent–uncomplicated–yeah right-
The psychology of language turning thoughts in2tight
The messing with our heads means we’re missing the absurd

Redefining Torture—the ugliest 2 coupled words I’ve ever heard-

Copyright © 2010  ‘GorgeousDisorders’

Contributor’s Note:
Gorgeous Disorders busted on to stage in Edinburgh in the early 80’s as a Performance Poet.  She is Dyslexic and has Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as her main diagnosis.  She was also an in-patient at Sunnyside Hospital in New Zealand.  Gorgeous has attended creative writing classes and is now actively involved in Live Theatre in New Zealand.